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heart logo Privacy Notice Ryan Quinn Flanagan

I Ching, You Ching, We All Cha Ching

 

The mall is better than Jesus

because it offers a greater selection.

 

40% off this

and up to 70%

off that,

while sales

last.

 

The mall

is the one true saviour,

advertises itself as such,

boasts a food court

and a movie theatre

and more than twenty clothiers

to choose

from.

 

All the latest fashions

at all the best

prices.

 

Please ignore

the mumbling woman

collecting pennies

from the wishing well

in scuffed duck boot

and garbage bag

ensemble.

 

Mall security

has been informed

and the authorities

are on their

way.

 

The important thing

is that you keep

spending.