Lear and Loathing in Las Vegas
They did it to have fun.
They would get a boat and he would serenade her with his acoustic rambles.
Instead they joined a wild boat party and the DJ hushed them.
They did it to be free.
She would pop the question and they would venture far and wide for a ring.
Instead she assumed he said yes and struck a deal with a grumbling gammon-man in the pawn shop.
They did it to be one.
They would marry on a hill and their first dance would be under the light of the moon.
Eventually they found a chapel that authorised their love and as they danced sin city blessed them with a haze of pulsating neon.