“do you have a mask?”

as a shop worker

I just want to thank

the government

for adding

garment policing

to our job description

for no extra pay

and of course

a special thanks

to the right-on public,

who have chosen

this pandemic

to demonstrate

just how much

they hate the police,

especially when

the only badge they have

is one with

their name on it –

negatively review

the unpaid garment police

by name,

you right-on public,

safe in the knowledge

that the government

facilitates

your individuality

through us.

yeah..